Grunnen Rocks Home Willem Kolvoort
The Queers
extremely good singscreamalongpunk
Address
Joe King/The Queers
P.O. Box 1201
North Hampton, NH 03862
United States Of America
E-Mail
N/A
Members

The Queers #1:
(former members)
Vapid: guitar
Panic: drums
Wimpy: vox
Roger: drums
Jay Jay Rassler: guitar

The Queers #2:
(one-but-last line-up)
B-Face: bass, backing vocals
Hugh O'Neill: drums, backing vocals
Joe King: guitars, lead vocals

The Queers #3:
(2005)
Joe Queer: guitar, vocals
Geoff Useless: bass, vocals
Rick Respectable: drums, vocals
Nat Doyle: loaner of a bass guitar

History

Jay Jay Rassler's musical history
B-Face's musical history
Wimpy's musical history

Discography
Singles
  1. Love Me 7" (Doheny Records, 1982, #E210X85)
      this has no picture sleeve
    1. We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. Terminal Rut
    3. Fagtown
    4. I Want It Now
    5. Trash This Place
    6. Love Me
  2. Kicked Out Of The Webelos 7" (Doheny Records, 1984, #E404Y07)
      this has no picture sleeve
    1. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    2. Tulu Is A Wimp
    3. At The Mall
    4. I Spent The Rent
    5. Don't Wanna Work
    6. I'm Useless
    7. This Place Sucks
  3. A Proud Tradition 2x7" (Doheny Records, 1992, #U-33568M)
      The first reissue of first two EPs, with picture sleeve.
      This was a Queers fan-club reissue of their 1st two 7"s.
      Only 500 copies were made of this pressing.
    1. We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. Terminal Rut
    3. Fagtown
    4. I Want It Now
    5. Trash This Place
    6. Love Me
    7. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    8. Tulu Is A Wimp
    9. At The Mall
    10. I Spent The Rent
    11. Don't Wanna Work
    12. I'm Useless
    13. This Place Sucks
  4. A Proud Tradition 2x7" (Selfless Records, 1993, SFLS-21)
      The second reissue of first two EPs, with picture sleeve.
    1. We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. Terminal Rut
    3. Fagtown
    4. I Want It Now
    5. Trash This Place
    6. Love Me
    7. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    8. Tulu Is A Wimp
    9. At The Mall
    10. I Spent The Rent
    11. Don't Wanna Work
    12. I'm Useless
    13. This Place Sucks
  5. Too Dumb Too Quit 7" (Doheny Records, 1993, #U-35835M)
      This was also a Queers fan-club reissue.
      Only 600 copies were made of this pressing, with picture sleeve
    1. Nothing To Do
    2. Bonehead
    3. I'm Nowhere At All
    4. Didn't Puke
    5. Fuck You
  6. Too Dumb Too Quit 7" (Selfless Records, 1994, SFLS-27)
      this is a reissue of the 1993 EP
    1. Nothing To Do
    2. Bonehead
    3. I'm Nowhere At All
    4. Didn't Puke
    5. Fuck You
  7. V.M.Live Presents The Queers 7" (V.M.L., 1993, VML-002)
      this is part of the first series of V.M.L. live 7"es
      live at Isabel's Grand Finale, Chicago, IL, USA, 4/18/93
      1500 copies, clear vinyl
    1. This Place Sucks
    2. Tulu Is A Wimp
    3. Ursulla Finally Has Tits
    4. I Hate Everything
    5. Goodbye California
    6. Murder In The Brady House (Screeching Weasel)
  8. My Old Man's A Fatso 7" (WoundUp, 1994, WR06)
    1. My Old Man's A Fatso (Angry Samoans)
    2. MacArthur's Park
    3. Meatwagon
    4. Murder In The Brady House (Screeching Weasel)
  9. Surf Goddess 7"/CDEP (Lookout! Records, 1995, LK 108)
    1. Surf Goddess
    2. Quit Talkin'
    3. Mirage
    4. Get Over You (The Undertones)
  10. Look Ma No Flannel! 7" (Clearview Records, 1995, CRVW 035)
    1. I Like Young Girls
    2. Nuni In New York
    3. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
    4. Too Much Flesh For Tulu
    5. I Didn't Want None
    6. Nobody Likes Me
  11. Bubblegum Dreams 7" (Lookout! Records, 1996, LK 158)
    1. Punk Rock Girls
    2. Never Ever Ever
    3. Little Honda
    4. End It All
  12. V.M.Live Presents The Queers 7" (V.M.L., 1996, V.M.Live-001/Issue #6)
      this is part of the second series of V.M.L. live 7"es
      live in The Fireside Bowl, Chicago, IL, USA, 2/24/95
      two pressings, there won't be any more
    1. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    2. I Want Cunt
    3. Monster Zero
    4. Nothing To Do
    5. Blabbermouth
    6. I Don't Wanna Get Involved With You
    7. My Old Man's A Fatso (Angry Samoans)
    8. I Was A Teenage Bonehead
  13. Everything's O.K. 7" (Hopeless Records, 1998, HR-631-7)
    1. Everything's O.K.
    2. Queerbait
    3. Get A Life And Live It Loser
    4. I Enjoy Being A Boy
Splits
  1. Live! at Some Prick's House 7" (Just Add Water Records, 1994, JAW 001)
      black-and-white sleeve, 1st press
    1. The Queers: We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. The Queers: This Place Sucks
    3. The Queers: Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    4. The Queers: I Want Cunt
    5. The Queers: Nobody Likes Me
    6. Pink Lincolns: I've Got My Tie One
    7. Pink Lincolns: Suck My Left One (Bikini Kill)
    8. Pink Lincolns: Big Bouncer, Angry Bouncer
  2. Love Ain't Punk 7" (Ringing Ear, 1994, RER 008)
    1. The Queers: Blabbermouth
    2. The Queers: Rockaway Beach (Ramones)
    3. Sinkhole: Lerch
    4. Sinkhole: I Need Adventure
  3. Live! at Some Prick's House 7" (Just Add Water Records, 1999, JAW 001)
      red-and-white sleeve, 2nd press
    1. The Queers: We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. The Queers: This Place Sucks
    3. The Queers: Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    4. The Queers: I Want Cunt
    5. The Queers: Nobody Likes Me
    6. Pink Lincolns: I've Got My Tie One
    7. Pink Lincolns: Suck My Left One (Bikini Kill)
    8. Pink Lincolns: Big Bouncer, Angry Bouncer
  4. Acid Beaters - Love And Let Die CD (Stardumb Records, 2003, SDR.35)
    1. The Queers: Chewy Chewy (Ohio Express)
    2. The Queers: Ft. Lauderdale (W.M. Brown)
    3. The Queers: Girl About Town (Helen Love)
    4. The Queers: Sunday Morning (Velvet Underground)
    5. The Queers: Wipeout (Surfaris)
    6. The Queers: With A Girl Like You (The Troggs)
    7. Manges: Frontline
    8. Manges: Surrender (Cheap Trick)
    9. Manges: Barrage Of Hate
    10. Manges: Saving Private Pierson
    11. Manges: I Don't Wanna Live In Hell
    12. Manges: Morphine
Albums
  1. Grow Up LP (Shakin' Street, 1990, Yeah Hup 010)
      UK release, this has a printed sleeve, record labels are yellow with red lettering, pressed in Europe by Shakin' Street Records, matrix: Yeah Hup 010
    1. Squid Omelette
    2. Junk Freak
    3. Love Love Love
    4. Booberella
    5. Met Her At The Rat
    6. True To You
    7. Goodbye California
    8. Rambo Rat
    9. Gayboy
    10. Burgerking Queen
    11. Don't Want To Get Involved
    12. Strip Search
  2. Grow Up LP (Shakin' Street, 1990, Yeah Hup 010)
      US release, matrix: 9012X1
      this has xerox insert (no sleeve), record labels are yellow with black lettering
      Joe King claims that there are no more than 160 copies of this record, the rest of the copies were destroyed by the pressing plant because the Queers didn't pay them
      The Queers mailed out almost all the remaing copies to radio stations and friends
    1. Squid Omelette
    2. Junk Freak
    3. Love Love Love
    4. Booberella
    5. Met Her At The Rat
    6. True To You
    7. Goodbye California
    8. Rambo Rat
    9. Gayboy
    10. Burgerking Queen
    11. Don't Want To Get Involved
    12. Strip Search
  3. Grow Up LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1994, LK 090)
      rerelease, this version of "Grow Up" includes the same songs, but very different mixes of the tracks on the Shakin' Street release
    1. Squid Omelette
    2. Junk Freak
    3. Love Love Love
    4. Booberella
    5. Met Her At The Rat
    6. True To You
    7. Goodbye California
    8. Rambo Rat
    9. Gayboy
    10. Burgerking Queen
    11. Don't Want To Get Involved
    12. Strip Search
  4. Love Songs For The Retarded LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1993, LK 066)
    1. You're Tripping
    2. Ursulla Finally Has Tits
    3. I Hate Everything
    4. Teenage Bonehead
    5. Fuck This World
    6. I Can't Stop Farting
    7. Feeling Groovy
    8. Debra Jean
    9. Hi Mom, It's Me!
    10. Noodlebrain
    11. I Can't Stamd You
    12. Night Of The Livid Queers
    13. Granola-Head
    14. I Won't Be
    15. Monster Zero
    16. Daydreaming
  5. Beat Off LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1994, LK 081)
    1. Steak Bomb
    2. Drop The Attitude Fucker
    3. You Make Me Wanna Puke
    4. Teenage Gluesniffer
    5. Ben Weasel
    6. Voodoo Doll
    7. Mirage
    8. Grounded
    9. Live This Life
    10. Half Shitfaced
    11. Too Many Twinkies
    12. All Screwed Up
  6. Rocket To Russia LP (Selfless Records, 1995, SFLS-28)
    1. Commando (Ramones)
    2. Rockaway Beach (Ramones)
    3. Here Today, Gone Tomorrow (Ramones)
    4. Locket Love (Ramones)
    5. I Don't Care (Ramones)
    6. Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (Ramones)
    7. We're A Happy Family (Ramones)
    8. Teenage Lobotomy (Ramones)
    9. Do You Wanna Dance? (Ramones)
    10. I Wanna Be Well (Ramones)
    11. I Can't Give You Anything (Ramones)
    12. Ramona (Ramones)
    13. Surfin Bird (Ramones)
    14. Why Is It Always This Way? (Ramones)
  7. Move Back Home LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1995, LK 114)
    1. She's A Cretin
    2. Next Stop Rehab
    3. High School Psychopath II
    4. If You Only Had A Brain
    5. I Gotta Girlfriend
    6. Hawaii
    7. From Your Boy
    8. Definitely
    9. Everything's Going My Way
    10. Cut It Dude
    11. I Can't Get Invited To The Prom
    12. That Girl
    13. Peppermint Girl
  8. Suck This LP (Clearview Records, 1995, CRVW 037-1)
      one-sided picture disc
  9. Suck This CD (Clearview Records, 1996, CRVW 037-2)
    1. Squid Omelet
    2. We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    3. This Place Sucks
    4. Tulu Is A Wimp
    5. I Want It Now
    6. Monster Zero
    7. Fuck Up
    8. Noodlebrain
    9. Hi Mom, It's Me!
    10. Teenage Bonehead
    11. Beerbreak
    12. I Spent The Rent
    13. Nothing To Do
    14. My Old Man's A Fatso (Angry Samoans)
    15. Fuck You
    16. Fuck The World
    17. I Hate Everything
    18. Ursulla Finally Has Tits
    19. You're Tripping
  10. A Day Late, A Dollar Short CD (Lookout! Records, 1996, LK 130)
    1. We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
    2. Terminal Rut
    3. Fagtown
    4. I Want Cunt
    5. Trash This Place
    6. Love Me
    7. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
    8. Tuly Is A Wimp
    9. At The Mall
    10. I Spent The Rent
    11. I Don't Wanna Work
    12. I'm Useless
    13. This Place Sucks
    14. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
    15. I Like Young Girls
    16. Nuni In New York
    17. Nobody Likes Me
    18. Nothing To Do
    19. Nowhere At All
    20. Mac Arthurs Park
    21. Flesh For Tulu
    22. Fuck You
    23. Didn't Want None
    24. Meat Wagon
    25. Don't Puke
    26. Bonehead
    27. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
    28. Nothin To Do
    29. Gay Boy
    30. Nobody Likes Me
    31. Too Many Twinkies
    32. Half Shitfaced
    33. I Live This Life
    34. Live broadcast WMFU4/11/9? (includes about 8 Queerclassics)
  11. Don't Back Down LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1996, LK 140)
    1. No Tit
    2. Punk Rock Girls
    3. I'm OK, You're Fucked
    4. Number One
    5. Don't Back Down
    6. I Only Drink Bud
    7. I Always Knew
    8. Born To Dishes
    9. Janelle, Janelle
    10. Brush Your Teeth
    11. Sidewalk Surfin' Girl
    12. Another Girl
    13. Love Love Love
    14. I Can't Get Over You
Compilations
  1. Ben Weasel Presents Punk USA LP/CD/CS (Lookout! Records, 1994, LK 077)
    1. Blabbermouth
  2. Water Music LP/CD (Just Add Water Records, 1995, JAW 002)
    1. I Met Her At The Rat
  3. Dishwasher Music To Wash Dishes By - Volume 1 7" (Slovenly Recordings, 1996, 702-7)
      two sleeves, one with blue, one with sea-green-blue
      comes with 14 page booklet
    1. Born To Wash Dishes
  4. Hang 10 (Volume 1) 10" (Shredder Records, 1996, SHRED ?)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. track ?
  5. Heide Sez CD (Lookout! Records, 1996, LK 169)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. Janelle Janelle
    2. Kicked Out Of The Webelos
  6. Punk Uprisings CD (Lookout! Records, 1996, LK 139)
    1. From Your Boy
  7. Joe Queer Presents More Bounce To The Ounce 2xLP/2xCD (Lookout! Records, 1997, LK 154)
    1. The Kids Are Alright
    2. This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop
  8. You're Only As Good As The Last Thing You Did CD (Lookout! Records, 1997, LK 187)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop
  9. Short Music For Short People LP/CD (Fat Wreck Chords, 1999, FAT 591-1/2)
      101 bands playing 30 second songs
    1. I Hate Your Fucking Guts
  10. Lookout! Freakout CD (Lookout! Records, 2000, LK 235)
    1. Never Ever
  11. Lookout Freakout Episode 2 CD (Lookout! Records, 2001, LK 275)
    1. I'm The Boy For You
  12. Serving The Best In Rock & Roll 2xCD (Peephole Records, 2004, no cat.no)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. Baby Girl
  13. Soundsheet 7" (Lookout! Records, year ?, soundsheet #1)
      flexi 7"
    1. Next Stop Rehab
  14. Here Comes The Summer - A Tribute To The Undertones CD (Munster Records, year ?, MR 103)
      other bands ? tracks ?
    1. track ? (The Undertones)
Various

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Links
  1. The Queers Covers @ grunnenrocks.nl
  2. The Queers @ www.lookoutrecords.com
  3. Ultimate Sing Along Lyrics for "With Love Songs For The Retarded"
  4. Queers page #1
  5. Queers page #2
  6. The Tunnel Rats