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The Apers
cool punkband from Rotterdam, Netherlands
Address
The Apers
c/o Apers HQ
Kipstraat 34c
3011 RT Rotterdam
The Netherlands
E-Mail
Kevin Aper [kevin_aper[AT]bigfoot{DOT}com]
Members

The Apers #1:
(everything before the first full album)
Kevin "Aper" Stout: vocals, bass
Marien Nicotine: guitar, back-ups
Ivo Backbreaker: drums

The Apers #2:
(the first full album)
Kevin Aper: vocals, bass
Marien Nicotine: guitar, vocals
Ivo Backbreaker: drums
Jerry Hormone: guitar

The Apers #3:
(You Are Only As Strong As The Table You Dance On LP)
Kevin Aper: vocals, bass
Ivo Backbreaker: drums
Kelvin Centerfold: guitar, vocals

The Apers #4:
(october 2009)
Kevin Aper: vocals, bass
Ivo Backbreaker: drums
Kelvin Centerfold: guitar, vocals
Mikey Bat Bite: guitar, vocals

History

Jerry Hormone's musical history
Kevin Aper's musical history

Discography
Singles
  1. The "Love Is A Battlefield ... ... And We're The Strormtroopers" 7" (Little People Records, 1998, LPR.003)
    1. I Hate Guys With Girlfriends
    2. I've Fallen
    3. Lousy Day
    4. I Don't Like My Girlfriend Anymore
  2. Faster, It's Alright 7" (Stardumb Records, 2000, SDR.1)
    1. Want U2B My Baby
    2. I Hate The Punkscene
    3. We Wanna Be With Them
    4. Work Sucks Bigtime
    5. Crazy Cows
    6. Ode To Our Gods
    7. Pinball Wizzard
    8. Compilations Suck
    9. Love Really Hurts
    10. Rock N Roll Highschool (Ramones)
  3. For You And Your Loser Buddies 7" (Jellybrain, 2001, jelly 5)
    1. You Think You're So Damn Funny
    2. Drama Queen (Of The Local Scene)
    3. Kryptonite
  4. Eyes Wide Open CDS (Stardumb Records, 2002, SDR.15)
    1. Eyes Open Wide
    2. Here Comes The Summer (The Undertones)
    3. Pick Me Up
Splits
  1. Scooters In Spain 7" (Commercial Suicide, 1997, CS 07001)
      red vinyl
    1. The Apers: I Don't Care About You Anymore
    2. The Apers: Never Ever Apologize
    3. Headliners: tracks ?
  2. Beating Up Schoolgirls 7" (Stardumb Records, 2000, SDR.5)
    1. The Apers: Beat You Up
    2. The Apers: I've Been Waiting
    3. The Travoltas: Reform-Schoolgirls In Trouble
    4. The Travoltas: Endless Summer (Part II)
  3. split CD (Wynona Records, 2001, WR-03)
    1. The Apers: You Suck
    2. The Apers: At The Highschool Dance
    3. The Apers: Thursday Night
    4. The Apers: The Principal's Daughter
    5. The Apers: Jodie
    6. The Apers: Spend Your Weekends With Me
    7. Retarded: The Game I Won
    8. Retarded: Teenage Backward
    9. Retarded: Three Steps From You
    10. Retarded: Better Than You Loser
    11. Retarded: Beat On The Bat
    12. Retarded: You'll Never Be Mine
Albums
  1. The King Is Dead CS (Commercial Suicide, 1996, cat.no.?)
    1. Apers
    2. Ode To Our Gods
    3. Betty Is A Punkfucker
    4. Latrines
    5. School Sucks
    6. What Are You Doing Tonite?
    7. Perfect Love Song
    8. Love Really Hurts
  2. Faster, It's Alright CS (Stardumb Records, 1998, SDR.0)
    1. Want U2B My Baby
    2. I Hate The Punkscene
    3. We Wanna Be With Them
    4. Work Sucks Bigtime
    5. Crazy Cows
    6. Ode To Our Gods
    7. Pinball Wizzard
    8. Compilations Suck
    9. Love Really Hurts
    10. Rock N Roll Highschool (Ramones)
  3. Teenage Drama Every Kid Will Understand 10" (Little People Records, 2000, LPR.006)
    1. Rocket Gun
    2. Bend Over Backwards
    3. Better Off
    4. Shut Up
    5. Shake Hands
    6. Centerfold
    7. Jodie
    8. Wanna Go
  4. Teenage Drama Every Kid Will Understand CDEP (Little People Records, 2000, LPR.C.006)
    1. Rocket Gun
    2. Bend Over Backwards
    3. Better Off
    4. Shut Up
    5. Shake Hands
    6. Centerfold
    7. Jodie
    8. Wanna Go
  5. Teenage Drama Every Kid Will Understand CDEP (Stardumb Records, 2000, SDR.6)
    1. Rocket Gun
    2. Bend Over Backwards
    3. Better Off
    4. Shut Up
    5. Shake Hands
    6. Centerfold
    7. Jodie
    8. Wanna Go
  6. The Apers LP/CD (Stardumb Records, 2001, SDR.19)
    1. It's OK To Hate Me
    2. Sunshine
    3. Eyes Open Wide
    4. Only The Grim Reaper
    5. Little Lost Girl
    6. Evi
    7. The Kids Are Out Tonight
    8. Giving Up / Caving In
    9. Always Have And Always Will
    10. Beauty Queen
    11. Don't You Cry Over It
    12. One Million Love Songs (This One's For You)
  7. The Buzz Electric LP/CD (Stardumb Records, 2003, SDR.31)
    1. Here To Stay
    2. Brand New day
    3. Almost Summer
    4. Lilian
    5. I Cannot Live My Life Without You
    6. Won't Be The One
    7. Please Don't Change
    8. Love Me Touch Me Feel Me
    9. Play The Leading Part
    10. Too Many Backpacks At The Show
    11. You're A Star (You Will Shine Again Some Day)
    12. No One Is Getting Out Here Alive
  8. The Wild & Savage Apers CD (Stardumb Records, 2003, SDR.36)
    1. Work Sucks Bigtime
    2. Crazy Cows
    3. Want U2B My Baby
    4. Pinball Wizard
    5. I've Fallen
    6. Lousy Day
    7. I Hate Guys With Girlfriends
    8. Jennifer (Took An Overdose Last Night)
    9. You Think You're So Damn Funny
    10. Drama Queen (Of The Local Scene)
    11. Kryptonite
    12. Beat You Up
    13. I've Been Waiting
    14. Spaceship
    15. Do You Remember How I Cried
    16. Okay
    17. You Can't Change The World
    18. Always Be Around
    19. Never Ever Apologize
    20. Gina
    21. She's Just In Love
    22. Really Really
    23. Here Comes The Summer (The Undertones)
    24. Pick Me Up
    25. It Just Takes Up All My Time
  9. Skies Are Turning Blue CD (Stardumb Records, 2005, SDR.42)
    1. She Wants Everybody To Dance
    2. Enjoy Your Life A Little
    3. I'm That Guy
    4. Hey Girl
    5. It's You (Ever Since)
    6. There She Goes Again
    7. Hey Now
    8. Annabelle
    9. All You Need To Know
    10. Just An Institution
    11. Wine & Dine
    12. It's Alright
    13. Baby Call Back
    14. You'll Never Say Goodbye
  10. You Are Only As Strong As The Table You Dance On LP/CD (Asian Man Records, 2009, AM-183)
    1. Word Is Out
    2. Friday Night Killed Saturday Fun
    3. Please Come Back To Me (I Can't Live Without You)
    4. I Feel Like A Lame-Ass Extra In A U2 Video
    5. Every Day Is A Rock N Roll Day
    6. ... But Then She Smiles
    7. Killing Me Again
    8. Winterthur
    9. Always Have Paris
    10. Put Down The Hamburger
    11. 24 Bottles Of Fun
    12. Hold On To Me
    13. Whatever It Takes
Compilations
  1. Three Minutes Of Panic CD (Little People Records, 1997, LPR.???)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. Work Sucks Bigtime
    2. Can I Walk You Home?
    3. I Don't Wanna Be A Queer
    4. Crazy Cows
  2. Listen & Puke Compilation CD (Listen & Puke Records, 1999, cat.no.?)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. Jennifer Took An Overdose Last Night
  3. DP (Or Not DP) #2 CS (DP (Or Not DP), 2000, #02)
      there's a booklet accompanying the CS
    1. Pinball Wizard
    2. I Don't Like My Girlfriend Anymore
  4. DP (Or Not DP) #3 2xCS (DP (Or Not DP), 2000, #03)
      there's a booklet accompanying the 2xCS
    1. Jodie (extended version)
    2. She's Just In Love
  5. The Cretins Wanna Dance LP (Swindlebra Records, 2001, SB 008)
    1. Do You Remember How I Cried?
    2. Spaceshit
  6. The European Poppunk Virus CD (Stardumb Records, 2001, SDR.12)
    1. Really Really
  7. DP (Or Not DP) #4 CD-R (DP (Or Not DP), 2002, #04)
      there's a booklet accompanying the CD-R
    1. It's OK To Hate Me
    2. Okay
  8. Teenage Bratpack 7" (Varmint Records, 2002, VR 001)
    1. You Can't Change The World
  9. Rocketdog Sessions CD (Roulette's Records, 2003, RR.FUCK.CD.002)
      all tracks recorded by Mr. Rocketdog Egbert Hotz
    1. Can't Change The World
  10. The European Poppunk Virus Vol. 2 CD (Stardumb Records, 2003, SDR.29)
    1. It Just Takes Up All My Time
  11. Serving The Best In Rock & Roll 2xCD (Peephole Records, 2004, no cat.no)
      other bands ? their tracks ?
    1. Eyes Open Wide
  12. Up Sampler 15 CD (Up Magazine, 2004, UPCD 015)
    1. It Just Takes Up All My Time
Various

Some of 'em edit and issue (together with Stardumb Records) Stardumb Punkrockzine.

Links
  1. The Apers official website
  2. The Apers @ myspace.com