The No-Talents #1:
(first 4 7"es, first album)
Cécilia M.: lead vocals
Lili Z.: guitar, vocals
Iwan Lozac'h: bass
Laurent Bigot: drums, vocals

The No-Talents #2:
(second album)
Cécilia M.: lead vocals
Lili Z.: guitar, vocals
Iwan Lozac'h: bass
Marc Adolf: drums, vocals

Cécilia Meneau's musical history
Lili Z.'s musical history
Iwan Lozac'h's musical history
Laurent Bigot's musical history

1. Talent Is A Crime 7" (Royal Records, 1996, ROY 708)
   1. Talent Is A Crime
   2. Meow
   3. Life Is Just A So-So
2. 100% No-Talent 7" (Incognito Records, 1997, INC. 102)
   1. Easy Girl
   2. Rich And Conservative
   3. You Are Guilty Too
   4. Band Aid
3. Hello World! 7" (Hate Records, 1998, hate 12)
     blueish sleeve
   1. Hello World
   2. Scream
   3. I'm So Vicious
4. Quelle Crise Betsy 7" (Broken Rekids, 1998, SKIP 69)
   1. Quelle Crise Betsy
   2. What's In Your Bag?
   3. I'm Not A Fucker
5. Hello World! 7" (Hate Records, 2001, hate 12)
     reissue with an extra song
     first 100 copies on violet vinyl
     pink-violet sleeve
   1. Hello World
   2. Scream
   3. I'm So Vicious
   4. Headbangers (Cockney Rejects)

1. 100% No-Talent LP (Wild Wild Records, 1996, WILD 10)
   1. We Are The No Talents
   2. Blondes Have More Guns
   3. Gimme Whipped Cream
   4. My Lovermobile
   5. Bondage Boy
   6. Ich Hab Keine ...
   7. No Matter
   8. One Two Three F...
   9. London Bouncers
   10. I Ain't No Wife
   11. Hands Up
   12. My Baby's A Midget
   13. People Ain't No Fun No More
   14. J'Suis Punk
   15. Wasted
   16. When I'm Bad
   17. Kids In The Street
2. 100% No-Talent LP/CD (Broken Rekids, 1997, SKIP 62)
   1. We Are The No Talents
   2. Blondes Have More Guns
   3. Gimme Whipped Cream
   4. My Lovermobile
   5. Bondage Boy
   6. Ich Hab Keine ...
   7. No Matter
   8. One Two Three F...
   9. London Bouncers
   10. I Ain't No Wife
   11. Hands Up
   12. My Baby's A Midget
   13. People Ain't No Fun No More
   14. J'Suis Punk
   15. Wasted
   16. When I'm Bad
   17. Kids In The Street
3. ... Want Some More! LP/CD (Estrus, 1998, ES 1259)
   1. I Don't Wanna Grow Up
   2. Bad Story ... Bad Movie
   3. Sick In The Head
   4. (We've Got A) Riot
   5. I Wanna Destroy That Boy
   6. Sex Shop
   7. What's In Your Bag?
   8. I Want Some More
   9. (I Live For) Danger
   10. A.M.O.U.R.
   11. Doll Fight
   12. Do It Right
   13. French Girl

1. Straight Into The Action CD (Wild Weekend Records, 1997, WWR 001)
   1. Ain't No Wife
2. 'Half-Assed, Will Travel' LP (Anyway Records/Perineum Recordings, 1997, PR 001)
   1. When I'm Bad

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1. The No-Talents fanpage #1
2. The No-Talents fanpage #2