1. Bawdy House Blues 7" (Full Toss Records, 2000, TOSS 005)
   1. Bawdy House Blues
   2. Teenage Homosexual Blues
   3. Back From The Dead
2. Good Karma's Coming My Way 7" (In-Fidelity Recordings, 2003, SIN 004)
   1. Good Karma's Coming My Way
   2. Cop-Porn

1. Violent Masturbation Blues LP/CD (Dropkick Records, 2001, BEHIND 012)
   1. Trim The Bush
   2. I Punch You
   3. Turkey Slap Blues
   4. Viktor
   5. I Just Got Back
   6. Bawdy House Blues (Punch Arse Mix)
   7. Creeps Like Me
   8. V.M.B. (Violent Masturbation Blues)
   9. Asian Ladies
   10. Swashbuckling Faggots
   11. I Won't Go Back (live)
2. Turning The Other Cheek LP/CD (Dropkick Records, 2002, BEHIND 020)
   1. YCMA
   2. Dr Creep
   3. Just Touch It
   4. I Wanna Be Your Woman
   5. Secret Men's Business
   6. La Cucaracha/The Cockroach
   7. Penis Colada
   8. Russian Oil Tanker Blues
   9. Jesus Loves Me
   10. Young Faggot From China
   11. (Whatever Happened To) The Paperless Office?
3. Failure, Depression, Suicide CDEP (Dropkick Records, 2003, BEHIND 030)
   1. Abattoir Blues
   2. Girls Who Look Like Boys They Are The Shit
   3. Sunday Afternoon Assessment
   4. Teenage Mama Blues
   5. Slut For The Booze
   6. Good Karma's Coming My Way
   7. Hector Don't You Cry
   8. Popcorn

1. Standing In The Shadows 2xLP/CD (Corduroy Records, 2001, CORD-018)
   1. Stupid Girl (w/ Spencer P. Jones)
2. "Ego Ego Ego", A Tribute To The Onyas LP (Dropkick Records, 2001, BEHIND 011)
   1. Jahoobies & Katangas

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1. The Sailors official website